Dawoodi Bohra Forum

as per the latest breaking news, the present syedna in light of his wisdom of 96 years has decided, as per one of his last few 'wise' acts before his imminent death, that from now on all common jamat functions, such as majlises, salgirah's, urus's, moharram, ramadan etc. will be bereft of food altog...

Dear Saifuddinbhai, I have elsewhere on this forum mentioned about adopting Gandhi's principles of peaceful non co-operation and am following it to the letter. since last 13 years I have not paid a single penny to our jamaat, but go there with all rights whenever I am invited by friends on weddings,...

assuming that all over the world from the east to the west wherever bohras are spread, every day thousands of majlises are held where the above is prayed by the sheep in unison; then after every namaaz, the 2 rakats for burhan is prayed for his sehat and aafiyat and immortal life, add the taabudat n...

wah bhai wah!! i must say hats off to this weasel, who proudly calls himself the mamluk of the sultan-al-bawasir..(oops, isnt it sultan-al-bawahir?) hey idiot, u just proved my point and the point of all the progressives, that: 1. atleast there is democracy here on this forum and the freedom for u t...

the bohra leaders have been following since the times of taher saifuddin, total male genital removal, i.e. the absolute rejection of the bohra manhood! witness the number of impotent, weak, and indecisive bohras amongst our midst. the bohra leadership has practiced the most complete form of MGM that...

TB's views are precisely like the TB (tuberculosis)! they are diseased, weaken yr immune system and eventually kill you, if left untreated. this sort of logic or infrastructure might have been ok when people were far less educated and almost pagan, discipline and rigid adherence to the rules of a ju...

Saifuddinbhai, With all due respect, why do you waste your time answering in detail to the stupid questions of these fanatic burhanis? You have answered once, twice, nay umpteen times, yet they keep popping up again after some gap and repeating the same stupid questions with different wordings. Once...

Has anyone noticed that the question I actually posed to start this topic has still not been answered?? what does that tell you about those fanatic brainless haiwaans like pig, bird, frog, gulf, TB, etc. just sprinkling their faeces all over here? What I do see and I'm sure you have all noticed like...

oops! forgot to paste the link:

http://www.khaleejtimes.com/DisplayArti ... ne1162.xml

this article is too hilarious for words... dont know whether to laugh or to cry...obviously its the environmental impact of global warming, but its funny to read the lament of the devotees, commenting on the 'inadequate' size of their shiv's lingam, esp from a female worshipper... :eek: maybe its ti...

QUOTE] Join Sabak sessions [/QB][/QUOTE] Gulf, since you have gained so much erudition at these great sabak sessions, can you let us know why the present syedna celebrates the urus of his wife and has made her grave a place of pilgrimage, but NEVER mentions anything about his own mother (the first w...

asking for an intelligent response based on facts from islamic books to these jaahil haiwaans (suwwar, mendhak, parinda, TB, etc,- a translation of their english names), is precisely like asking an intelligent question to an animal..! the only faint sign of intelligence they have shown is naming the...

TB, what is the point you are trying to make??? if the progressives believe that he is a properly apptd dai and that he reperesents the non-existent imam, then they have no right to question him or his family, is it? and if they do not believe then they are not bohras, is that what u are trying to s...

i wouldnt say that they are enjoying their slavery...but what they do enjoy is their comfort zone which revolves around the masjid/markaz. the regular meeting of fellow bohras, exchanging gossip and lighthearted banter, the delicious jamans followed by the trip for chai or coffee with friends, catch...

maybe this was a precursor to the syedna's real meeting with the divine undertaker soon...?

then when munkir and nakir come to ask accounts from him he will say he already has a safai chitthi from the 'undertaker' of USA. he will show all the photos taken with this guy and the news articles etc.

isnt it high time we applied the strategy of Gandhi, the principles of non co-operation and other non aggressive forms of protest against the kothar and its amils? if more and more people stopped going to the masjid (i dont mean for praying, which very few bohras do anyway, unless there is jaman aft...

Ah, at last. a suitable topic for anajmi, porus and MF where they can continue their endless and petty arguments for the next 100 years or so, or until the sun rises from the west...!! now our request is that please make this your exclusive and pvt. battleground and do not encroach on other topics w...

a devout but simple bohra, elderly and weak and suffering from a lot of pain, went to badri mahal to get the syedna's benedictions. he had heard that if the syedna did his miraculous 'phook' on anything it became magical, phookelu water became a healing medium for stomach pain or sores and rashes, o...

thanks for sending this info. but what about the shezada being posted there? that talk is gaining ground daily. the saifee mahal belongs to the syedna as do all jamaat properties all over the world, so whats new? and its too crappy a residence for the likes of our pomp and luxury loving syedna compa...

what's the use in comparing our bohra 'religion' to islam in general? we are no longer muslims, but a strange mixture of hinduism (human worship), paganism (emphasis on hidden or non-existent imams, imaginary miracles etc.),cultism, a social and cultural club but where the members do not join by cho...

Originally posted by profrog: are you kidding this guy has no familiarity with dawat whatso ever its like asking shaitan to describe jannat,just because he knows the NAMES of the books of dawat he proclaims himself as a aalim constantly lying to cover his and his teacher engines false prophthood, a...

what, no members here from pune, who can throw light on this skullduggery going on there?!

elswhere here on this thread someone has posted the definition of MKD, but i have better ones.

MKD = MARAVTO KHANEET DAWOOODI...
MKD = MARAVTO KHANZEER DAWOODI....

for those of u with no knowledge of arabic, suggest u ask yr local aamilsaab to translate or some arab friends of yrs...

three elderly bohra gents are discussing their travels outside the rubat in najaf, sitting under the shade of a tree in the gentle evening breeze. one says,"bhaiyo, my son sent me to so many places for ziyarats. and i have also been to U.S. where my son stays with his wife. I enjoyed everywhere...

here is the link:

http://www.dawoodi-bohras.com/cgi-bin/U ... 1;t=001619

most religions are like the hindi movies of old... you just watch and get entertained by shutting down your brain.

you are not supposed to ask intelligent questions, otherwise the fun is spoilt and the charm is gone. !! :p

the cowardice you mention comes from the top.. "jaisa raja, waisi praja"! what will these animals reply when their own roohani bawa has kept silent about the murder of his birth mother at the hands of his own father, the late taher saifuddin.??!! money and power are his gods and his mother...

When i "requested" anajmi and porus to take their arguments to a new topic thread where they can continue their unending tedious and petty bickering and leave the rest of us in peace, he responded by calling it 'cry baby'..! i wonder what his behaviour must be termed as, a spoilt child's t...

i have elsewhere on this forum, about 1 year ago, posted a topic related to this question you are asking. in it i had clearly outlined in details why the the present syedna does not even make a mention of his mother or the circumstances surrounding her mysterious death, so forget about celebrating h...

what i have observed here, is that every new topic deviates from its original intent and eventually degenerates into a slanging match between porus and anajmi, each constantly trying to outdo the other and indulging in one-upmanship... i bow my head to your erudition and your knowledge of the quran,...