Dawoodi Bohra Forum

the head honcho mufatlal is due to visit canada soon to inaugurate the new mississauga masjid under construction which is fast nearing completion. of course, it will be as usual a money making bonanza for him as he will demand and get a couple of million dollars for carrying out its iftitah, gettin...

bhai sbm, perhaps you can forward the reports of the 2 independent judicial commissions constituted by the indian govt of justices nathwani and tarkunde, ex supreme court justices of india, who had carried out a comprehensive survey of bohras in major towns and cities of india and did painstaking w...

in fact, indian astronomers recently made a most astonishing discovery. as the indian geostat 3 space satellite which is stationed over the western coast observed, there was a certain spot located just around malabar hill which they could neither photograph nor did their highly sensitive spectromet...

rule no. 75 deep throat has reliably learnt that due to the shortage of storage space at saifee palace, the store rooms, the garages, the labyrinth of dungeons below, all are overflowing with rare carpets, crystal, crockery, silverware, rare antiques, guns, books and furniture which has been gifted...

job is advertised on ITS, looking for a bohra lady who would do FREE MOULAS KHIDMAT as principal without pay. Any amte interested? ?? there is an amte interested. she is presently working with qatar airways as an air hostess. the big samosa knows her personally and instead of her doing free khidmat...

If you have never logged-in to you account, then you can request a login invite by sending email to accounts@houstonjamaat.com lets all have some fun. create fictional email accounts on gmail, hotmail or whatever, then send emails to houston jamaat accounts as above and request login invites. do th...

zinger, i would suggest that you in fact leave your soiled undies unwashed for a few weeks and then gift pack them as per bhai sbm's instructions but send them to mufatlal c/o saifee palace, malabar hill, mumbai. do not forget to enclose with it your receipt of purchase from pantaloons + the courie...

Meherbaan Sahebo, Aa thi janaavanu ke hu Ramzan mahina na shuru thi Surat ni ( *Badri Masjid *Begumpura ni Majid, India Bakery na paachhal* ) ma Maghribe Namaz parwaa maate jaav chhu. Param divase Jamea thi aavela Ustaad Shk. Huzefa Bhabhrawala e ehna bayaan ma em kahyu ke Mufaddal Mola toh Khuda c...

Wajid wrote: There is nothing but "adawat" in this dawat.
Rehmat ni gaadi has become Reh Mat (if you have an opinion).

well said, wajidbhai...

ozzy, mate, do not underestimate yourself or make yourself so bashful out of modesty. compared to our creator, we are all insignificant anyways. continue enjoying yr lattes and throwing shrimps on the barbie at bondi beach, but do turn your attention now to this blood sucking creature called muffy ...

zinger, don't you know, the saifee palace is a black hole? things can only go in, nothing can come out. your hanes chaddies have gone beyond the point of no return... but why worry? they can be safely used by those who are outside the orbit of the kothar, people like bhai sbm, hussain ksa, canadian...

nothing has changed, in fact the dai is getting much more powerful and arrogant. he has usurped the attributes of the prophet and his as- habas (in name only, in reality he and his family are hypocrites and asteen ka saanp). he strides all over the world as if he owns it, the lord of all he surveys...

rule no. 74. the ex syedna, dead as a dodo but still al hayy, took care of the external appearance and uniforms of abdes and amtes, with the white saaya, kurta, hijar, topi, ridha etc. but his more illustrious son the mu-faad-daal scam artist, has decided to now cast his noorani and ghaib na jaanka...

inspite of repeated clamour on this issue, the blood-thirsty beast mu-faad-daal goes around decimating wildlife, wasting half a million dollars of the community's funds on every shikar trip to fulfill his savage lust. ozdundee, this should be your next project. with your connections please bring th...

time to revive this thread now that the month of haraam ni kamai, mental manipulation and torture of abdes is near by the rascal clergy. where the islamic world welcomes this month of piety, mercy, austerity and charity, the bohras dread the forcible collection of money in the form of unislamic tax...

an important commentary on the above rule: deep throat conveyed to me that there was considerable opposition to the formulation of this new policy by qasre ali on the grounds that engaging abdes in activities hitherto confined to amtes might lead to further emasculation among abdes. whereas the res...

rule no. 73 contd. ii) after the successful implementation and emasculation of abdes vide roti making schemes, it has now been decided that all abdes will have to compulsorily enroll in stitching classes. this education will be done in phases: in the first phase, abdes will learn how to thread need...

rule no. 73 i) it has been decided at the highest levels by the HPC of the DEH that our aqa and maula should be awarded with some title or the other every month. all mumeen and mumeenat are exhorted to exert every human effort in scouting the universe for such honorifics. witness the recent award o...

haa haa haa, welcome back AZ. we have had our differences in the past but you truly were sorely missed. you will be astounded by the new leaf that i have become BTW yes, zinger, i am very pleasantly surprised at the new you! better late than never... allah ke ghar mein der hai, andher nahi.

Foremost among the new rules being promulgated is one which is earth-shaking in its profound implications. This goes to the very core of our bohra spiritual beliefs. It is, in its simplicity, a deft but highly skilful move in deflecting oft-spouted criticism about the actions of the bohra lord of t...

after suffering many trials and extreme tribulations, i have managed to secure the release of "deep throat" from the clutches of the demons and gargoyles of saifee palace, where he was confined deep in the dark dungeons, deprived of proper nourishment and subjected to gory BDSM practices ...

james wrote:...Pick one.

james, where were you all this time? deciding which side of your nose to pick? just pick one.

i have also heard that those who do not have love for dai, their maatam will not be accepted by hussain. if dai is unhappy with you, then imam hussain ki kuch bhi nahi chalegi, no matter you do maatam for 2 hours or 2 days. in fact all the panjatan will give you a cold shoulder. with brother hoze u...

.....to give sharaf of qadambosi to as many as possible. Please only register the name if you have not had this sharaf even once. http://www.dubaijamaat.org/surveys/take_survey.php?x=NTQzNTM%3D i am so PROUD & OVERJOYED that i have never had the sharaf of qadambosi to sts, smb or mufatlal EVEN ...