Dawoodi Bohra Forum

If someone can design a Eezar with zip in the front. Shooting the pistole for #1 can become so easy trouble free. Couple of sheet of toilet paper, to wipe last drop or two. Kurta with buttons or zipper all the way down and we have two piece monkey suit. Get the Raza and split the profits with Mafia ...

The old man could be performing for show. Reminds me the story of a cap seller whose caps were stolen by a troupe of monkeys. Sometimes the people in there do, act and look like a troupe of monkey. Seen those scruffy beards. They have not evolved, yet. The leader is the solid proof the Mahal family ...

Brother Gulam Parinda, These are our children, learning life skills. Someday they will hate their lives and their parents. Making of haramkhore bhikaries. Some mothers wish for doctor and engineer. Here, their dreams are becoming nightmares. We reap what we sow. Ye aasteen ke saamp bana rahey hain.

Zulfiqar bhai wrote " but tell me how many bohras pronounce it correctly? in that respect my usage is correct ".

I am a Bhori and I pronounce Beraham Zalim Lootera and Haramkhore as Muffy.

When a man feels like he cannot go to next level in friendship, but still wants the friendship, he ties some string to keep her around. That is what I believe. There could be 2% with real intentions, maybe no sisters.

Vasanwala. where no bhora has gone, before. A brave and humble soul.

People has gone that route. It is impossible to get a conviction in third world countries. When the society is filled with corrupt officials, justice is for sale. However a group of old justices and their peers can decide the case, impose punishment. Another group of individuals or teams would carry...

Muffy will cash out from many businesses that is holding his profits. He will also collect these monies in the form of Ziafats and Salams. His ziafat givers will make sure their right hand knows what the left is parting out. It will also up the ante. All the Kadambosi money will be used for paying t...

A new deal has to be negotiated. They go to poor countries and buy off protection. The locals pay the cost of both the recipients.

Haramkhore is buying Izzat from others like him.

Su nirali games ramay che apna mal ka haqdaar.

Cult life is saying I have few people that like me. I do what my evil master tells me. I have no personality.

Life and religion is a never ending fairy tale, everybody dies and than lives happily in jannat forever. Wait there are different ranks and privileges, just like here. This could cause some unnecessary stress, just like here. Live right (healthy and clean). Do right and you would be alright. Just li...

Haleem and kadhi will be served soon after purjosh matam. By our Mola, our one trick pony.

Teacher to students, if I can put my life experience in one word it would be "Acceptance".

Can you describe yours in three words.

Student, " Lazy".

This stuff should be on CNN. New York Times and Washington Post. and Bachon Ki Dunya. Moula Moula Mufaddal Moula "Bhen Zehrabai Kalolwala (Bhuribai as lovingly called by her family members) a native of Godhra suffers a severe stroke on 9th July at around 3.30 in the afternoon, and is immediatel...

Brrother AL Zulfiqar wrote " meanwhile you can continue wallowing in the cess-pool of your own misery, waiting for the messiah, for the hidden imam, for the panjatan paak, for the mehdi, for clint eastwood, or whoever your hero is.." Please substitute George Carlin for Clint Eastwood. Disc...

A Pakistani man calls the suicide prevention hot line. "I am going to kill myself because I cant find work, economy is bad and life is hopeless"
The operator asks him if he can drive a truck.

I see three crabs on the boat with beards. They are shit eaters and the dead creatures on the ocean floor. I call them water spiders.

Look at the faces again, there is no joy. Just like crabs.

MKenya" attend masses in a Christian church from where self-financing followers go to poor areas of India to build clinics, teach cottage industries, staff natal clinics. In the remaining ninety-nine parts I prepare and distribute food and drinks to homeless people in my city, buy them meals if...

Allah gave us many things for us to enjoy and learn. We have nature, music, literature and science. These are also divided and sub divided many times. We bog down in division through Religion. Compassion is changed into hatred. Somehow we fear the Merciful and doubt his love. Unknown ( future ) is s...

Gestapo Training Institute

When ever I hear the word Khidmat Guzar, it gets my blood boiling. Any SOB who come to masjid and sits on the throne is pure Daku. [DELETED] A khidmat- guzar should act the part in jeans, not in the garb of a Dhulan. Where he is rendered helpless. Matter of fact all people should dress appropiate to...

"Work" is such a vague word when it comes from the descendants of STS family. The progressives produced Abbas Aurangabadi and many others. They wear proper attire. They dont sing about their Chore family. Most of the people (TF) that I have come across are members of his own extended fami...

"Work" is such a vague word when it comes from the descendants of STS family. The progressives produced Abbas Aurangabadi and many others. They wear proper attire. They dont sing about their Chore family. Most of the people (TF) that I have come across are members of his own extended famil...

Have any of you made the attempt to meet STF since he became Dai? I met him recently and found him to be the same as before. A man of wit, wisdom and good humor. It is funny how people are willing to turn on a dime and spew hatred without verifiable facts. The Sijill quotes above are basic Bohra do...

Celebrate Mohharrum via U tube. They have Majlis and Noha from all corners of the world. It saves so much time and hassles.

Melania Trump said in her speech that Donald is a faithful, responsible and loving family man. She is his third wife. Mind you were all models or super models , whatever that means. It is so similar like our first family. All Dai's are doctors and wives are super doctors, whatever that means. Bolta ...

I bet I can get them pregnant, they are other ways, you bast.....s

War is politicians game, Religion's delight. Assassins trade.

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Raise them with love. Let them learn science, maths , arts and languages. Teach them to be kind and compassionate to all the creatures regardless of whose God is more powerful.