seeker110 wrote:New rule from Kothar,"Due to too many guns and revolting nature of Bohra youth,all Bhaisahebs.sheikhs.mulas amils and Molas family including mola will wear camouflage uniform.
Al Zulfiqar wrote:new rules contd...(as revealed by deep throat situated high in the hierarchy of saifee mahal)
32) with the tempo of syedna's moajiza's having increased suddenly by leaps and bounds and as more and more abdes are crawling out of the woodwork daily, claiming miracles involving the thought, sight or mention of syedna, casting aside their inhibitions and baring all in public; the head-honcho committee of saifee mahal have decided now to present an ongoing regular platform for such deeply and mentally affected bohras. a farmaan has been sent out to all jamaats in all bilads and moze's to hold a monthly 'mojiza special' majlis every month. this will be held on the last sunday of every month, provided of course there is no darees, sitaabi, shaadi, misaak, mayyat, cricket match live relay, etc function. otherwise the next convenient day preceding or post this date will be fixed.
during this majlis all bohras who have personal mojizas to recall will be given the full and free opportunity to recount how and when syedna performed a miracle for them or their immediate family and friends circle. this can also include acquaintances, people in your neighbourhood, mohalla, sub-division, constituency, borough, village, town, corporation, or province and state, as long as you have a convincing story dripping with faith and drama. all such mojizas will be recorded and sent to vazaratus saifiyah for archiving. it is expected that every year a holy book of syedna's miracles will be published and every bohra family will be alloted a hadiya of the same, on nominal payment of $ 52/= per copy. every such majlis will be followed by labrez gourmet jaman.
as an incentive to normally shy and bashful abdes to come forward and recount their 'syedna miracles', a one year's special promotion will be offered to include tarteeb bethaks for all such mojizati's, special raza to wear red saaya, kurta and topis, and get double khaaras, mithaas and suko mewo and paan packets, those with extremely moving miracle saga's might get mafsuhiyat or hadiyat. the names of all abdes worldwide who have experienced mojizas will be fed into a lucky draw and ten lucky winners will get the azeemusshaan sharaf of personal kadambosi with syedna. of course, in order to cover the organisational costs, all such naseebdars will be asked to present a token najwa to syedna of Rs 52 lakhs each.
su eni niraali shaan che, mola na hamara upar beshumaar ehsaan chhe.!!