Al Zulfiqar wrote:
as for this stupid challenge of 'catching kids'... are you some sort of pedophile or kidnapper and assume others to be the same?? is this how you abuse your kids? do you teach them to think rationally and appeal to their god-given intelligence or forcefully feed them this syedna nu farmaan crap and force them to comply?
OK, four kids are caught from both sides (apparently without their parents' knowledge or consent) and are asked the following questions:
Who is your God?
Reformist kids: Allah.
Abdes kids: Aqa Maula.
Who is your Prophet?
Reformist kids: Prophet Mohammed (SAW).
Abde kids: Aqa Maula.
Who is your Panjetan Pak?
Reformist kids: Mohammed, Ali, Fatima, Hassan, Hussain.
Abde kids: Aqa Maula.
Who is your Imam?
Reformist kids: Imam Tayyab, he is in hiding.
Abde kids: Aqa Maula.
Who do you pray to when in trouble?
Reformist kids: Allah.
Abde kids: Aqa Maula.
What do you do in Moharram?
Reformist kids: We remember Karbala and Imam Hussain and do Matam.
Abde kids: We follow Aqa Maula wherever he goes, have labraiz jaman and do Matam.
What do you do in darees?
Reformist kids: Darees? We have majlises where we remember our Prophet, Imams and great Dais of old and have niyaz.
Abde kids: We remember Aqa Maula, praise him and do Matam and have labraiz jaman.
How is your typical wedding ceremony like?
Reformist kids: There is a nikah and general kushi and celebration.
Abde kids: There is a nikah, then we remember Aqa Maula and do Matam.
Do you pay wajebaat?
Reformist kids: What is that?
Abde kids: Yes, we're learning to support the royal lifestyle our royal family.
What do they teach you in madrasa?
Reformist kids: Quran and deeniyat.
Abde kids: The greatness of Aqa Maula.
Do you read the Quran
Reformist kids: yes, we're learning to read.
Abde kids: Yes, we just look at Aqa Maula.
When you grow up, will you go on Haj?
Reformist kids: Yes, Inshallah.
Abde kids: Yes, we'll go and do sajada to Aqa Maula.