New Rules..!!

[mustafanalwalla]

trust don quixote - profas - and his trusted sidekick sancho panza - nalwala - to appear as if on cue. tilting at windmills as is their wont...

dont know what is more hilarious, syedna celebrating his 102nd birthday or these 2 clowns patting each other's back!

Hey, look, 3 likes to your post. My My, how cool we must be feeling now AZ

[Al Zulfiqar]

seems that nalwala, exhausted and cornered with my relentless attacks on his unshakeable faith in the mojiza na saheb, who hunts and murders innocent wild animals, accepts sajdas and lives a life of ayyashi with his vast family; is now losing the plot completely.

as one of the last and desperate tactics remaining in his by now depleted arsenal, nalwala has resorted to frantic gaali galoch, futile attempts at diversions, mud-slinging and vague, delusional talk, all of which point to his highly stressed mental situation. under normal circumstances i would desist from driving the final nail into such a pitiable fellow's coffin, but since nalwala has determined that he must die ignobly like a miyabhai with his tangdi perennially unchi, i have to perform my sacred duty and grant him no quarter.

i have been contacted by his colleagues from work, who are worried about the gradual deterioration in his job performance and mental health. they feel he is slowly but surely breaking up and going completely loco. i have declined any offer to help, citing the recent selection of nalwala as this forum's 'CHAMPION IDIOT'. i feel that he is beyond the point of no-return, beyond any help. doctors and learned men of science have given him up as a basket case.

his only and last hope is a miracle from his mojiza na saheb.

[mustafanalwalla]

seems that nalwala, exhausted and cornered with my relentless attacks on his unshakeable faith in the mojiza na saheb, who hunts and murders innocent wild animals, accepts sajdas and lives a life of ayyashi with his vast family; is now losing the plot completely.

as one of the last and desperate tactics remaining in his by now depleted arsenal, nalwala has resorted to frantic gaali galoch, futile attempts at diversions, mud-slinging and vague, delusional talk, all of which point to his highly stressed mental situation. under normal circumstances i would desist from driving the final nail into such a pitiable fellow's coffin, but since nalwala has determined that he must die ignobly like a miyabhai with his tangdi perennially unchi, i have to perform my sacred duty and grant him no quarter.

i have been contacted by his colleagues from work, who are worried about the gradual deterioration in his job performance and mental health. they feel he is slowly but surely breaking up and going completely loco. i have declined any offer to help, citing the recent selection of nalwala as this forum's 'CHAMPION IDIOT'. i feel that he is beyond the point of no-return, beyond any help. doctors and learned men of science have given him up as a basket case.

his only and last hope is a miracle from his mojiza na saheb.

Take a look in your own aangan big boy. Your whole life has been spend in doing gaali galoch on this site.

And sorry to burst your bubble boyo, but i will not let you gave the last words.

And calling me a miyabhai does not absolve you of your own sins, do remember that. Let me remind you once again, i have more integrity in my little finger than you can ever hope to achieve in your life and i have proved this to you time and again. infact, im growing bored of pointing out the flaws in your character to you everytime, now.

Your futile attempts at trying to draw undermine my sincerity unfortunately did not take off, so i guess you now have no corners to hide in, so like a cornered rat, you will now start biting and snapping at everything that comes your way wont you!!!

And let me remind you once again, it is you who has lost the plot completely and hence have gotten down to mud-slinging, name-calling and devious tactics. I am reminding you once again becuase it is pretty plain for the entire forum, except for you, to see.

[Al Zulfiqar]

nalwala, you just proved my point. you have gone cuckoo!!

please pray to syedna for another mojiza, pleeaaassse

[mustafanalwalla]

nalwala, you just proved my point. you have gone cuckoo!!

please pray to syedna for another mojiza, pleeaaassse

Why dont you admit you have the integrity of an amoeba and be done with it!

Why dont you accept facts that you are nothing but a coward!

Would you like me to prove once again why you are a coward, and more importantly why your name is such a misnomer that it is an insult???

[Al Zulfiqar]

nalwala,

were you blessed with another mojiza from your haq na saheb as you were so desperately wanting?

perhaps you need to increase the intensity of your urges - it must be at orgasmic level - to get the desired results. ... try harder my friend.

[Al Zulfiqar]

its been almost 2 weeks and nalwala has not reported another mojiza from his haq na saheb, inspite of him praying long and hard that Al Zulfiqar should disappear.

perhaps the influence is waning? either syedna's powers are fading or nalwala is no longer worth obliging in syedna's books. tch, tch... nalwala, it seems that only a fakhir najwa of 27 crores might bring the desired results.

[mustafanalwalla]

its been almost 2 weeks and nalwala has not reported another mojiza from his haq na saheb, inspite of him praying long and hard that Al Zulfiqar should disappear.

perhaps the influence is waning? either syedna's powers are fading or nalwala is no longer worth obliging in syedna's books. tch, tch... nalwala, it seems that only a fakhir najwa of 27 crores might bring the desired results.

What happened little boy? The truth too bitter a pill for you to swallow?

Is a personal insult the best that you can do in the face of cold hard facts? Hmm???

You are so pathetic AZ, the whole forum is seeing you for the coward and the school yard bully that you are!!!

And by the way, you are turning into a lying, decieveing, cheating, manipulative twister of words too. Good for you. Enjoy yourself.

BTW, i dont want you to dissapear. People like you show the world the true poison what a bully looks like. Keep it up

[Al Zulfiqar]

nalwala,

after such a long diatribe, you still didnt answer whether you got the sharaf of another mojiza or not?

it was just a simple question. why did you take off on your broom in this fashion???

[mustafanalwalla]

nalwala,

after such a long diatribe, you still didnt answer whether you got the sharaf of another mojiza or not?

it was just a simple question. why did you take off on your broom in this fashion???

I have answered this on the earlier post.

I am living in the care of my Dai and my Allah everyday. This is a mojiza for me.

And why dont you answer my questions civilly?

You want to screech like a banshee but the same screech coming back suddenly haunts you??? you do realise what that makes you right!!!

[Al Zulfiqar]

you do realise what, that makes you right!!!

nalwala,

so glad that you finally saw sense and realised i was right all along. thank you, thank you! see, syedna's mojizas are working for you. it takes a great man to admit he was wrong all along.

[mustafanalwalla]

you do realise what, that makes you right!!!

nalwala,

so glad that you finally saw sense and realised i was right all along. thank you, thank you! see, syedna's mojizas are working for you. it takes a great man to admit he was wrong all along.

Yeah. i WILL admit i was wrong about a lot of things, but i was right all along about you. Would you like me to start?

By the way, your pathetic attempts at trumping my words are so peurile that it amazes me.

Actually, come to think of it, for somebody who can only hit below the belt and who does not have the balls to face reality, i guess this is the best that you can do

[Al Zulfiqar]

somebody who can only hit below the belt and who does not have the balls to face reality, i guess this is the best that you can do

mustafa mojizawala,

you gave up wearing your pants in my presence, so where does the question of a belt arise??!! (remember, a few days ago you offered your 'all' - a reverse sajda - to me as a peace offering after an ignominous defeat?)

in your case, to face reality, you will need more than balls or bats, (although you lost them too after your 3rd khatna) you will need another mojiza from haq na saheb.

pray harder. add a fakhir najwa for faster results.

[mustafanalwalla]

somebody who can only hit below the belt and who does not have the balls to face reality, i guess this is the best that you can do

mustafa mojizawala,

you gave up wearing your pants in my presence, so where does the question of a belt arise??!! (remember, a few days ago you offered your 'all' - a reverse sajda - to me as a peace offering after an ignominous defeat?)

in your case, to face reality, you will need more than balls or bats, (although you lost them too after your 3rd khatna) you will need another mojiza from haq na saheb.

pray harder. add a fakhir najwa for faster results.

You know what AZ, im getting tired of this.

No one else on this site seems to be bickering the way you and i do, like 2 old women.

I propose we call it a day and call for a truce. These fights are getting neither of us, anywhere.

Lets make a pact right here, right now. If we cant counter what the other has to say, civilly, then lets just hold our tongues.

Deal?

[Al Zulfiqar]

mustafa mojizawala,

although i am much tempted to take up your offer, on second thoughts i will not.

i will tell you why. most people on this forum perhaps are too decent and gullible. they are taken in by your oh-so-honest-and-innocent pretense of being impartial and 'moderate'. but i am not one of them. i saw through you right at the outset for the hypocrite and fool that you are.

1. you sway either which way the wind blows, like a weather cock.
2. you have made it abundantly clear which way your loyalties lie.
3. you believe blindly in a dai who is committing unislamic acts,
4. you believe this sinner performs divine mojizas,
5. you jump to show 'likes' to the crass and derogatory posts of jaahil abdes on this forum which mock, ridicule and abuse the reformists and their reform agenda.
6. you address long standing and respected members of this forum, twice your age or more, with patronising and condescending posts, ridiculing their fact-filled observations of the excesses of the dai and his parasite family
7. in short, you are playing a clever game of hunting with the wolves and sleeping with the lambs.

this doesnt fool me and many others on this forum and i will not relent until you admit that you are as much an ass-licking sycophantic abde as your other abde friends and colleagues on this board. your feeble admittances that "yeah, ok, syedna shudnt hunt animals for sport.. like its not ok... blah blah", and in the very next breath upholding his divinity, is like having your cake and eating it too.

until such point you dont admit that:
1. you are a die-hard abde and give up your pretense of not being one,
2. dai cannot perform miracles, esp a sinner who constantly indulges in unislamic acts,
3. that you were wrong in your misplaced faith in him,

be prepared to face the music. by nature i am a very loving, forgiving person and generally avoid confrontations, but let me warn you that i am also someone who will fight injustice and untruth upto the very bitter end. do not test my resolve, it has been tested in much more dire situations than your immature outbursts, whether personal or business,. i have dealt with crooked amils, jamaat committees and even upto zaada level and made them bite the dust. i am a staunch adherent of fairness, justice and truth and i find you severely lacking in all three.

[mustafanalwalla]

mustafa mojizawala,

although i am much tempted to take up your offer, on second thoughts i will not. [color=#0000FF][color=#0000FF]Then let the games begin little boy[/color]

i will tell you why. most people on this forum perhaps are too decent and gullible. they are taken in by your oh-so-honest-and-innocent pretense of being impartial and 'moderate'. but i am not one of them. i saw through you right at the outset for the hypocrite and fool that you are. In your dreams little boy, in your dreams. I have proved it time and again that you have the integrity of an amoeba

1. you sway either which way the wind blows, like a weather cock. Ya, right. Like you'd know
2. you have made it abundantly clear which way your loyalties lie. Really? Care to tell me where?
3. you believe blindly in a dai who is committing unislamic acts, Believe yes. UnIslamic? Who are you to decide?
4. you believe this sinner performs divine mojizas, More than i believe that you have more than ounce of integrity
5. you jump to show 'likes' to the crass and derogatory posts of jaahil abdes on this forum which mock, ridicule and abuse the reformists and their reform agenda. Show me EVEN one. And i will show you your post which are far worse, crass, foul-mouthed, reek of your cheap standards and mentality and are downright sick where you display the 'Likes' proudly like medals. Dont be a hypocrite little boy, be man enough to have the same set of rules for everyone
6. you address long standing and respected members of this forum, twice your age or more, with patronising and condescending posts, ridiculing their fact-filled observations of the excesses of the dai and his parasite family Respect, yes, merely for their age. Ridicule their observations. No. I will counter them, but i will not ridicule them, which is far, far more than i can say for you
7. in short, you are playing a clever game of hunting with the wolves and sleeping with the lambs. I'm sure you with all your guerilla tactics of sniping and bitching from within would know better

this doesnt fool me and many others on this forum and i will not relent until you admit that you are as much an ass-licking Whats that i hear? You want to lick my ass? forget it. I'd have a hard time cleaning it then sycophantic abde as your other abde friends and colleagues on this board. your feeble admittances that "yeah, ok, syedna shudnt hunt animals for sport.. like its not ok... blah blah", and in the very next breath upholding his divinity, is like having your cake and eating it too. Yeah, cause i do not shy from calling a spade a spade. unlike you i must add
until such point you dont admit that:
1. you are a die-hard abde and give up your pretense of not being one, No. I am not
2. dai cannot perform miracles, esp a sinner who constantly indulges in unislamic acts, Yes he can
3. that you were wrong in your misplaced faith in him, I was wrong in not having faith in him for so many years

be prepared to face the music. by nature i am a very loving, forgiving person and generally avoid confrontations Haa, right. Tell that to someone else., but let me warn you that i am also someone who will fight injustice and untruth upto the very bitter end And i respect you for that. i do. but i would have respected you more if you had the balls to do it in the open like i do and not hide behind misnomers and gnaw away from within do not test my resolve, it has been tested in much more dire situations than your immature outbursts, whether personal or business Ooooh... im so scared. grow up little boy, your threats do not scare me,. i have dealt with crooked amils, jamaat committees and even upto zaada level and made them bite the dust What crap. Then why didnt you take me up on my offer to stand outside Saifee Mahal and lynch the men responsible for arranging women for the people within? i am a staunch adherent of fairness, justice and truth and i find you severely lacking in all three. And i find you lacking in the 3 main things that make a man a man. Balls and Integrity. [/color]

[Al Zulfiqar]

Then let the games begin

the games ended a long time ago!! now do you know why you are the champion idiot of this forum.?

we have scheduled an award ceremony to felicitate your idiocy this sunday outside saifee mahal. this award will be presented to you by quid johnny after he goes snip, snip 'down under' on you once again. you will be presented with a shawl and bu saheba's sahifo, a brass coin and an empty envelope which you will fill with a fakhir najwa and return to mojiza na saheb. be there in fakhera libaas, who knows when another mojiza may strike you...?

[profastian]

Then let the games begin

the games ended a long time ago!! now do you know why you are the champion idiot of this forum.?

we have scheduled an award ceremony to felicitate your idiocy this sunday outside saifee mahal. this award will be presented to you by quid johnny after he goes snip, snip 'down under' on you once again. you will be presented with a shawl and bu saheba's sahifo, a brass coin and an empty envelope which you will fill with a fakhir najwa and return to mojiza na saheb. be there innakhera libaas, who knows when another mojiza may strike you...?

Why do not why invite him and few of us abdes to your house. As you are the most rational person and the one with the most integrity on this forum, MN will be honoured to receive the award from you. It would also allow you to satisfy your carnal desires, as your are lusting for bats and balls like a bit%$ in heat(MN having already offered himself to you). As for the desire for bats, the rest of the abdes would suffice. You can also invite your beloved deep throat as we abdes do not get satisfied easily. You would certainly need some help

[Al Zulfiqar]

Why do not why invite him and few of us abdes to your house.

that would not serve the purpose. the sole reason for holding the "champion idiot of PDB forum" award ceremony outside saifee mahal is, so that syedna can observe his favorite 'nallo' being felicitated and maybe do nawazish of another miracle for him. you are invited to attend with your fellow abde regressives. just let me know the numbers by today evening. thanks. i have been reliably informed that saifee mahal will be inviting us inside afterwards for a labrez ziyafat to celebrate the title awarded to mustafa mojizawala, syedna's favorite abde. if you behave well, you might get the beshumaar karam ane ehsaan of a mafsuhiyat or hadiyat too!.

[mustafanalwalla]

Then let the games begin

the games ended a long time ago!! now do you know why you are the champion idiot of this forum.?

we have scheduled an award ceremony to felicitate your idiocy this sunday outside saifee mahal. this award will be presented to you by quid johnny after he goes snip, snip 'down under' on you once again. you will be presented with a shawl and bu saheba's sahifo, a brass coin and an empty envelope which you will fill with a fakhir najwa and return to mojiza na saheb. be there in fakhera libaas, who knows when another mojiza may strike you...?

Sorry, i missed your invitation.

Tell you what, send me confirmed date, in advance and i shall be there.

I hope to see you there,

[mustafanalwalla]

Then let the games begin

the games ended a long time ago!! now do you know why you are the champion idiot of this forum.?

we have scheduled an award ceremony to felicitate your idiocy this sunday outside saifee mahal. this award will be presented to you by quid johnny after he goes snip, snip 'down under' on you once again. you will be presented with a shawl and bu saheba's sahifo, a brass coin and an empty envelope which you will fill with a fakhir najwa and return to mojiza na saheb. be there in fakhera libaas, who knows when another mojiza may strike you...?

It's quite sad to see a so-called intelligent member of the reformist community making personal attacks when he cant counter an argument

[ozmujaheed]

there a way to use dislike buttons or flag something inappropriate , when a blog ends up a brawl between a few and goes on for days it completely digraces from the subject , it is the short circuit switch?

[Al Zulfiqar]

does anyone need any more confirmation why mustafa mojizawala is the priceless champion idiot of this forum?

i tell you this guy is so hilarious. he is like an athlete, all warmed up, and in his best spikes and shorts, raring to get started for his prized event at the london olympics, only he turns up there a year late...!!

Tell you what, send me confirmed date, in advance and i shall be there.

we have scheduled an award ceremony to felicitate your champion idiocy THIS SUNDAY (15th april) outside saifee mahal. this award will be presented to you by quid johnny .....

[mustafanalwalla]

does anyone need any more confirmation why mustafa mojizawala is the priceless champion idiot of this forum?

i tell you this guy is so hilarious. he is like an athlete, all warmed up, and in his best spikes and shorts, raring to get started for his prized event at the london olympics, only he turns up there a year late...!!

[color=#0000FF][color=#BF00FF]
[/color]

Tell you what, send me confirmed date, in advance and i shall be there.

we have scheduled an award ceremony to felicitate your champion idiocy THIS SUNDAY (15th april) outside saifee mahal. this award will be presented to you by quid johnny ..... [color=#0000FF][color=#BF00FF] [/color][/color]

does anyone need any more confirmation why AZ is the priceless champion AZ-hole of this forum?

i tell you this guy is so ludicrous. he is like an dork, all warmed up, and in his best spikes and chaddis raring to get started for his prized event at the london olympics, only he turns up for it in China[/color]

Damn, im at a film shoot on this weekend. Can we reschedule it please?

[mustafanalwalla]

there a way to use dislike buttons or flag something inappropriate , when a blog ends up a brawl between a few and goes on for days it completely digraces from the subject , it is the short circuit switch?

I agree with you.

I proposed a truce but the Champion AZ-Hole of this forum preferred to keep on at his useless endeavours. So, im sorry, but you will have to put up with it till he gets tired of it.

[Al Zulfiqar]

my sincere apologies to readers and reformists that this thread has languished for so long. I have been generally very busy with business and personal affairs that have kept me away from my desk and home base for extended periods. but the royal PIA (pain in the a#@e) family and their welfare has never been far from my mind and heart. deep throat has kept 'religiously' in touch with me and his reports have kept flowing to me as regularly as the constant flow of mojizas and shaanats of our beloved dai and his manhoos.

i have never wavered from keeping regular records of all the secret reports filed with me by deep throat. here is a small compilation of his meticulous eavesdropping and internal research conducted deep within the high security fortress and dungeons of saifee mahal.

rule no. 48.
it is hereby decreed by the manhoos and by his "the living dead" father that maatam and bayans take precedence over namaaz. doing purjosh maatam for hussain and belting out strident fact-filled bayans on the shaanats of our dai and his vice-regent are valued far above namaaz, in terms of spirituality and divine guidance - a la udaipur - where the stupid and pesky reformists made such a mountain out of a molehill and did not understand such a profound principle of our burhani religion. namaaz can wait, maatam and bayans cannot. this was also the practice of the prophet and ali, who were in direct communication with allah and were privy to the divine knowledge that it was duly sanctioned from the exalted almighty himself.

no 49.
since the dai is representative of allah - please be beholden to the fact that he is referred to as allah na dai - all his farmabardaar abdes automatically become messengers of allah! the bohra uniform of white std is a testament to this self-evident fact. very few diehard abdes and reformists appreciate that mola smb had this divine vision several decades ago. in order to bring home this simple truth to every abde, amte and emna naunihalo, mola embarked upon conferring titles of mulla, sheikh, nkd, mkd etc upon every able bohra and has kept persisting in this endeavour to elevate their divine status. fools and detractors do not have the intellectual and spiritual depth to understand these deep actions of mola, drenched with esoteric insider treasures showered upon us.

no. 50.
it is perfectly acceptable and in fact expected as part of our divine faith and spiritual obligations to oppose those lobbies and naapaak individuals who dare raise their voices against our dai e allah and accuse him and his faultless, innocent family of nepotism, corruption, usury, exploitation and ayyashi, tax evasion, illegal hoarding of wealth, misguidance, deception, treachery, persecution, excommunication, mental and physical torture etc etc. as part of our religious duties as an abde syedna, such groups and individuals must be roundly beaten, assaulted, molested, murdered, hanged, drawn and quartered without mercy. they are nothing but mushriqs, munafekeens, and muddai's and deserve to be annihilated without remorse, a la udaipur.

no. 51.
since islam and our faith is a constantly evolving one - witness the graduation to planes, trains, cars and cruise liners, shikar trips, religious uniforms, synchronised maatam, allottment of prayer spaces, automatic computerised deductions for vajebaats, 100 hour maatams, grand salgirah processions etc, it is now the new dictum that the best and most effective and spiritual religious leader is the one with the most wealth and the one with the most panache and elan to flaunt it. thus it automatically follows that those who are his staunchest and most fanatic believers will enrich themselves too beyond their wildest dreams of avarice, a la their leader. their wealth, power and influence is living proof of their leader’s religious prowess and of their own spirituality and piousness. bohras must be judged based on their material success not their adherence to the sacrosanct principles of islam or emulating the lives of the prophet and his sahabas, of ali and panjatan paak, nor also the lives of past dais or imams who sacrificed their lives for islam. So the richer the abde bohra, the better bohra he is, whether he is a rascal, drunkard, womaniser, gambler or wife beater and dacoit is of no relevance. In fact such bohras are actively advised to seek lofty titles and sharaf of ziyafat, kadambosi, etc to atone for their sins.

no. 52.
as part of our evolving faith and recent revelations received by mola in the evening of his life and by his manhoos who has been receiving revelations from his recently departed bro, our man hoze’, ziyafats are a holy and spiritual duty of the highest order for every able abde. this ranks above tauheed and taqwa, namaaz and charity. a dai honors his abde by accepting a ziyafat, thus the act of ziyafat is twice blessed, for it not only helps the abde attain jannat ul firdaus, but also his mola. blessings and spiritual benefits are showered on both taker and giver, it is like nikaah, where both male and female achieve divine bliss in the eyes of allah.

no. 53.
with immediate effect, under the farmaan Mubarak of aali qadr manhoos mufaddal mola, all jamatkhanas and markaz’s shall begin conversion to theatre/cinema type halls with designated seating, controlled entry and exit points, large cinema screens, the latest in projection equipment and wherever possible, into 3d imax type sophisticated halls with dolby, cinemascope, and in larger cities into multiplexes. this will allow sale of tickets for every miqaat, majlis, urus, bayan and screening of documentaries on mola’s travels and also his divine family. although plum seats and choice rows will be reserved for the privileged shaikhs, mullas, committee members, amil saab and his family etc, the rest of the hoi-polloi will have the choice to choose their seats for one event or the entire season. these halls will have 21st century technological capability to convert into prayer halls when seats will fold into the ground and a qibla will rise from the stage. This arrangement will also allow all dues to be collected at the ticket booth where high speed computers will raise red flags when monies are due. This project is being refined and designs streamlined to suit both large and small complexes. more as deep throat reveals them, inshallah.....

and to conclude this report, let us all recite..
inna lid dai e, wa inna dai e rajeun.

[Humsafar]

Nice to have you back.

[Al Zulfiqar]

thank you! i have missed my fellow fedayeens from this forum...

[SAJJAD]

Wellcome back --- AL ZULFIQAR

[Al Zulfiqar]

Wellcome back --- AL ZULFIQAR

thank you