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Nafisa wrote:Aajtu cricket match huwega, Aajtu Qasre khali ka satta chalega
Aajtu Bhang chalegi, aur haramistan e saify sajayga

Jisay kehtay hain sunny leone, ha woh shehzadi lubhaegee
Hubbe mufaddal may kuryaan saheboo ku labbe shireen pilaengee

Aajtu Kuthari mulla Tarsaygay, aur Jamewaley Eshq may tarpengay
Ha Saify Mahal key khobroo lunday saj kar jab niklaingey

Sis Nafeesa,

This is in bad taste. it mocks a Marisiya revered by Bohras and definitely we are better than this.

asad wrote:

Nafisa wrote:Aajtu cricket match huwega, Aajtu Qasre khali ka satta chalega
Aajtu Bhang chalegi, aur haramistan e saify sajayga

Jisay kehtay hain sunny leone, ha woh shehzadi lubhaegee
Hubbe mufaddal may kuryaan saheboo ku labbe shireen pilaengee

Aajtu Kuthari mulla Tarsaygay, aur Jamewaley Eshq may tarpengay
Ha Saify Mahal key khobroo lunday saj kar jab niklaingey

Sis Nafeesa,

This is in bad taste. it mocks a Marisiya revered by Bohras and definitely we are better than this.

Brother
Jamea Mullas did not spare a single filmi tune
Majority of the Marsiyas(in Bohras world not exclusive for Husain ibn Ali but for Taher Saifuddin and Muhammed Burhanuddin largely) and Madehs of Bhikari Sultan(Aur Lao Haji Arz Karo Khuda Barakat Apsay) are purely based on Hindi filmi songs

IK DIN BIK JAEGA MATTI KE MOL
JAG MAE REH JAENGAY ZALIM TERAY TORR
JAFAR US SADIQ KO DAE KE NASS KA TAJ
SARI YE DOLAT CHHOR PHIR DUNIYA SE DOL
LALA LA LA LA LA LA

SKQ PATH MAE KANTAY LAKH BICHAYE
BHAI SAB MIL KE PHIR BHI TUM KO LAAYE
YE RONA YE DHONA DOU PAL KI YE ACTING
PHIR KOI BOHRA BHAI KAHAY KO KUCH SOCHAY TARAM PAM
SAIFEE MAHAL KE SHAHZADAY SAB MIL KE KHAATAY HAE
DOLAT KI GANGA MAE NAHAO PHIR DUNIYA SE DOL

IK DIN BIK JAEGA MATTI KE MOL
JAG MAE REH JAENGAY ZALIM TERAY TORR
LALALA LA LA LALLA

PARDAY KE PEECHAY BAITHAY MOULA APNAY
THAAM KE TERAY MERAY MEESAQ KI DORI
YE DORI NA TOTAE YE GHULAMI NA CHOTAY
RAMZAN MAE TOU PHIR PAISA HI PAISA TARAM PAM
HAATH KO JORRAY TOU BETHA KIYA HAE YAAR
MOULA KO SAB DAE DAAL PHIR DUNIYA SE DOL

IK DIN BIK JAEGA MATTI KE MOL
JAG MAE REH JAENGAY ZALIM TERAY TORR
LALALA LA LA LA LA.

As received over Whatsapp

: Ujjain ma sinhast mela na wajah c Indore c 2 bacchao gayab thai gaya che apna wala...
Ek bacchu to ek waras nuj hatu...
Arzi kidi to jawaab ayo k hawe dhoonde na baccha ne....

Bija do baccha na matha per tilak lagawi gaya to araz Thai ne em jawaab ayo k ehnu dhyaan rakhe pachi 2 mahina ma awuse ehne lewa ne... tilak lagawi ne nishani kari gaya che ane a tilak je lagayo che ye saf bi nai thato all grp members sagla ne imform karjo be carefull

Ghar na nahna ane mohta sagla hath per nazrul maqam banthe... dua-e- kamil... dua-e- johsan ni tilawat kare...ane surat-ul - ikhlaas saat vaar ane salvat saat vaar parhi ne bachao school jaye tiware funk mari ne mokle...aa misal moula nu farman che... ujjain ma apna vala tan bachao gayab che... moula ma arz thayi to moula farmayu k sabar karjo... saadhu no felavo ghano thayi gayo che... bachao ne bahar jyada na mokljo..
plz aagl forwod karjo

Arzi kidi to jawaab ayo k hawe dhoonde na baccha ne....

**** arzi jawab and better report to police, kid might recover.....sooo many times these foolish arzi jawab has been proved wrong.

my relative asked arzi jawab before going to dubai, some moron in badri mahal said do business in India, this guy did business for 5 years gained nothing instead lost money, and now he is in Dubai earning well.

my relative asked arzi jawab before going to dubai, some moron in badri mahal said do business in India, this guy did business for 5 years gained nothing instead lost money, and now he is in Dubai earning well.

So proved your relative is as MORONIC as you are

Dumbledore wrote:As received over Whatsapp

: Ujjain ma sinhast mela na wajah c Indore c 2 bacchao gayab thai gaya che apna wala...
Ek bacchu to ek waras nuj hatu...
Arzi kidi to jawaab ayo k hawe dhoonde na baccha ne....

Bija do baccha na matha per tilak lagawi gaya to araz Thai ne em jawaab ayo k ehnu dhyaan rakhe pachi 2 mahina ma awuse ehne lewa ne... tilak lagawi ne nishani kari gaya che ane a tilak je lagayo che ye saf bi nai thato all grp members sagla ne imform karjo be carefull

Ghar na nahna ane mohta sagla hath per nazrul maqam banthe... dua-e- kamil... dua-e- johsan ni tilawat kare...ane surat-ul - ikhlaas saat vaar ane salvat saat vaar parhi ne bachao school jaye tiware funk mari ne mokle...aa misal moula nu farman che... ujjain ma apna vala tan bachao gayab che... moula ma arz thayi to moula farmayu k sabar karjo... saadhu no felavo ghano thayi gayo che... bachao ne bahar jyada na mokljo..
plz aagl forwod karjo

Really heart breaking news, I hope kids get recovered ASAP. Ameen.

[quote="Dumbledore"]As received over Whatsapp

Arzi kidi to jawaab ayo k hawe dhoonde na baccha ne....


Must be hard for the parents to receive such an answer, how can they give up so easily. They done Arzi to Moula for a certain reason, a solution, a Mozizah or soemthing. Moula has so many jinns and farista at this disposal they can locate them with in seconds and guide them back home.

If they were no more then Moula's Arzi jawaab would be " Fateha pari lowe"

I pray to Allah subhanahu for parents would reunite with their children(s) soon ....Ameen.

The best way to find lost one is postings identity on this site instead of contacting fack God or guru.

http://www.gumshuda.co.in

Sufi monk wrote:

Dumbledore wrote:As received over Whatsapp

: Ujjain ma sinhast mela na wajah c Indore c 2 bacchao gayab thai gaya che apna wala...
Ek bacchu to ek waras nuj hatu...
Arzi kidi to jawaab ayo k hawe dhoonde na baccha ne....

Bija do baccha na matha per tilak lagawi gaya to araz Thai ne em jawaab ayo k ehnu dhyaan rakhe pachi 2 mahina ma awuse ehne lewa ne... tilak lagawi ne nishani kari gaya che ane a tilak je lagayo che ye saf bi nai thato all grp members sagla ne imform karjo be carefull

Ghar na nahna ane mohta sagla hath per nazrul maqam banthe... dua-e- kamil... dua-e- johsan ni tilawat kare...ane surat-ul - ikhlaas saat vaar ane salvat saat vaar parhi ne bachao school jaye tiware funk mari ne mokle...aa misal moula nu farman che... ujjain ma apna vala tan bachao gayab che... moula ma arz thayi to moula farmayu k sabar karjo... saadhu no felavo ghano thayi gayo che... bachao ne bahar jyada na mokljo..
plz aagl forwod karjo

Really heart breaking news, I hope kids get recovered ASAP. Ameen.

arre, you came back in this ID again? wait.. are you going to have a conversation with this id and the tayyeb id now? that my friend, is going to be hilarious to watch.

say... are all your other 41 ids going to come back out of hibernation again?

^ ^
zinger bhai:

Sufi monk has come back to tell us how he went to Iraq and how he saved all the holy sites single handed. Our resident virus is "Incredible" with his many adventures, many id's, multiple residences and many enterprises. I cannot help but admire this character.

del

zinger wrote:

canadian wrote:^ ^
zinger bhai:

Sufi monk has come back to tell us how he went to Iraq and how he saved all the holy sites single handed. Our resident virus is "Incredible" with his many adventures, many id's, multiple residences and many enterprises. I cannot help but admire this character.

well, i must confess here. i have been out of action for some time now, but when i came back, for once in my life, i did not catch "Tayyeb". i must be loosing my touch, i used to pride myself on spotting him from a mile away even.

was it you who saw him for what he was? or is was it my good friend SBM?

Whoever it was, maybe its time for me to pass the baton and gracefully go into the sunset

by the way, you forgot many gadgets too. he once spoke about an iphone, a mac, a macbook, and an iwatch. i was going to ask him "what... no ipod?" but then said, jaane do

not that i begrudge him his gadgets, he has no doubt earned it with his hard-earned money but couldnt help but think about what his boy toys were meant to distract us from .

Breaking news
Muffdal mola nu karam ane ehsan Jem jaman ma 1khars ane 1mithas
Karwanu Farman karu ej misal darees misak ane koi bhi moke par aamil ane raja Na sahebo ne
Khali 52rs noj salam lai
Ena thi wadhre Na lai

As received on Whatsapp

Zinger
Whoever it was, maybe its time for me to pass the baton and gracefully go into the sunset

No Br Zinger
It is not time to go into the Sunset, FUN has just begun and new DAWN in upon us. With FGM making Kothari Goons and more to come, please stay active

Tayyeb wrote: I hope you will not post any thing moronic further about my ID and what ever, and keep the discussion upto the topic.

Baap re baap! So much ghussa! Do you know how to construct a proper sentence? Did you go to school, or are you an illiterate fool? You have not answered the question on why you changed your ID. What was so bad about your old guise of "Al Ignore" as my friend SBM calls you? Did you make such a fool of yourself in one name that you need to make another ID to redeem yourself? Please explain. Also, in your old ID you kept telling people to become ithna aasahri. Hence, its obvious that you are, simply speaking, a stooge for them.

Ujjain aamil saab ye kahyu k fake msg che. Koi bhi bachao gayab nathi thaya ane maula ma aa na bara ma kai bhi araz nathi thai.
Aam bhi apne apna farzando ni hifazat karwi joyye. Nazrul maqam maani ne ane sadaqo kari ne.

Dumbledore wrote:As received over Whatsapp

: Ujjain ma sinhast mela na wajah c Indore c 2 bacchao gayab thai gaya che apna wala...
Ek bacchu to ek waras nuj hatu...
Arzi kidi to jawaab ayo k hawe dhoonde na baccha ne....

Bija do baccha na matha per tilak lagawi gaya to araz Thai ne em jawaab ayo k ehnu dhyaan rakhe pachi 2 mahina ma awuse ehne lewa ne... tilak lagawi ne nishani kari gaya che ane a tilak je lagayo che ye saf bi nai thato all grp members sagla ne imform karjo be carefull

Ghar na nahna ane mohta sagla hath per nazrul maqam banthe... dua-e- kamil... dua-e- johsan ni tilawat kare...ane surat-ul - ikhlaas saat vaar ane salvat saat vaar parhi ne bachao school jaye tiware funk mari ne mokle...aa misal moula nu farman che... ujjain ma apna vala tan bachao gayab che... moula ma arz thayi to moula farmayu k sabar karjo... saadhu no felavo ghano thayi gayo che... bachao ne bahar jyada na mokljo..
plz aagl forwod karjo

SBM wrote:

Zinger
Whoever it was, maybe its time for me to pass the baton and gracefully go into the sunset

No Br Zinger
It is not time to go into the Sunset, FUN has just begun and new DAWN in upon us. With FGM making Kothari Goons and more to come, please stay active

Arre SBM bhai, tell me, what new moziza has occoured in your life when you decided to keep a pic of Mufaddal Maula in your home? i know you have become more mellow and are more open to forgiving an old Aamil for his "harmless human fallacies" but what more? aur batao, aur batao

As for FGM, i must say, hats of to Ozdundee for fighting to make it come true, may it come true all the world over now

As for FGM, i must say, hats of to Ozdundee for fighting to make it come true, may it come true all the world over now

It is working in many parts of Western World.
As far as Mojiza happening in my life after hanging Muffadal Moula ( oops picture of Muffadal Moula- Place of picture is not disclosed, use your imagination ) I started saving lots and lots of money and having more leisure time for me and my family and friends

SBM wrote:

As for FGM, i must say, hats of to Ozdundee for fighting to make it come true, may it come true all the world over now

It is working in many parts of Western World.
As far as Mojiza happening in my life after hanging Muffadal Moula ( oops picture of Muffadal Moula- Place of picture is not disclosed, use your imagination ) I started saving lots and lots of money and having more leisure time for me and my family and friends

HALLELUIAH

Haha Modi imam....Muffy fraud more likely!

1 + 2 = 3

proves 1 and 2 were frauds. 3 is 1 and 2 ka bhi baap using strategic and tactical leadership under different situations...'muffo to muffo j che..'

zinger wrote:

Sufi monk wrote: Really heart breaking news, I hope kids get recovered ASAP. Ameen.

arre, you came back in this ID again? wait.. are you going to have a conversation with this id and the tayyeb id now? that my friend, is going to be hilarious to watch.

say... are all your other 41 ids going to come back out of hibernation again?

for bro's with many avtars on forum..it's hilarious one just creates avtars to hijack the discussion thread first, misguide readers by illogical stuff on obvious thought pattern(anti), unconfirmed whatsapp contents etc...just fill in space..all this eludes to no reform and only remain as gossip chat.this is quite apparent.its imperative that senior members on board step in to remind the folks of larger serious issues and justify the cause of fight...just a thought..no offence to anyone

out of curosity, want to know how are the ustads who write speech script for muffu paid? heard muffu reading script in urdu at AMU like totta couple of times on youtube and looks to me for bringing out something very basic stuff also script writers are earning handsome payments. every thing is too much hyped up in muffu's money world.

alivasan wrote:out of curosity, want to know how are the ustads who write speech script for muffu paid? heard muffu reading script in urdu at AMU like totta couple of times on youtube and looks to me for bringing out something very basic stuff also script writers are earning handsome payments. every thing is too much hyped up in muffu's money world.

I had mentioned it earlier also that Muffy has an active PR team headed by a professor of Sydhenam College, Mumbai who oversees all the marketing gimmicks like FMB, his various yatras etc.

ghulam muhammed wrote:I had mentioned it earlier also that Muffy has an active PR team headed by a professor of Sydhenam College, Mumbai who oversees all the marketing gimmicks like FMB, his various yatras etc.

GM bhai

I feel, they must have relieved this professor of his duties, as abdes are dumm enough and kotharies are free enough to dish out any campaign and it will be lapped up by the masses. with so many years of trial and success formula applied by kothar, they have mastered the art. Plus there was much to learn from Modi Wave !

Muffy is a fraud and a bigger fraud is his brother malik ul ashtar a.k.a. chuster

Mumbai ma Husami mohalla na aamil ye jaman ma soup vadhare rakhu hatu.ghogha catarer..beve ni raza bandh....
Beve khambaat maafi vaste gaya che

We have been informed by Janab Alazhar BS that raza has been stopped for any jaman until further notice of the following caterers
1. Gogha Caterers
2. Hatimi Caterers

Another 1 from Barwani..

Barwani ma jaman ma biji vakhat ice cream api tena badla ma akha gaon ne raja bandh che namaz pan nathi thati imamat si.

Aa zulmrani nahi to su.
Tana shahi nahi to su.
Su ek aawi halki ek raza namaz si wadhare che.
Pehle khaata to kai nai.
Ice cream ne jaman aj che koi haram wastu nahi k aatlo Zulm.
Rehmato lil aa Alamin ni kursi na theke daar bani ne betha Che. Aatlu nahnu sabr nathi Kari sakta ne DIN chalawa nikla che.

Forwarded as Received :

One more product from Muffy Mojiza factory to market his PAID Dabba/Thaali scheme. Muffy is crossing all limits to fool his abdes (although abdes are born fools).

Salam sagla,

Gai kaale yaha Ghogha ma ek banaav bano je ni zikar me aap sagla saathe share karu chu...

Yaha ek ben che je ne asar thai gayu tu, koi bad cheez ena aang ma aavi gai thi.... Ee ben ye jaman maangu ke maney bhookh laagey che kai aapo.... Ene hamey Faizul Mawaidil Burhaniyah na jaman no ek lukmo aapo... je waqt hamey ene luqmo aapo ee ben ekdum normal hata magar jewoj luqmo ehna muh ma gayo e baad ruh ni harkat shuru thai ane ee ye luqmo muh ma thooki didho... itni hadd lag ke ek zarro bhi ehna muh ma rahi na jaai ane ehye aa misal kahyu "aa kayu jaman laaya chho. Maney khabar che ke sukam aa jaman jamaaro cho maney taakey me aana jism ma si nikli jaau ane aa chhori dau. Aa jaman aane pet ma jaase to maney ehna jism ma si nikalvu parsey me aa jaman ehne jamwaaj nai dau".....

Taakey hamey ghani koshish kidi 3 waqt e ye aa misal si nivaala thooki didha pachi ardha kalaak pachi paacha e ye jaman maangu.... hamey ehne ej jaman aapu tiwaare e ye aa misal kahyu "Hawey maara Mola Mufaddal Maula aaya che maney aa jaman jamaarva......hawey to me aa jaman jamij lais ane taney maney muki ne jaavuj padse...hawey aa maara Mola Mufaddal Mola maney jamaarey che hawey taney maney chhorwuj padse"... Ane 4 luqma lidha....

Haqeeqatan dil par ghano asar thayo aa misal dekhi ne... Ilmul yaqeen to hatuj magar aynul yaqeen thai gayu.... Aa Faizul Mawaidil Burhaniyah ni nemat par jitnu shukur kariye kam che..

Shukur ni maana ma aa zikar share karu chu... Aap na gaamo ma je mumineen aa jaman ni thaali na leta hoi ehne aa zikar zarur karjo..

Khuda Bawasaab Mola ne qayamat na din lag baaqi raakhjo Aameen.

Msg received from Ghogha Amil saab.

just received via whatsapp, want to help but they are providing saifee hospital account no. someone plz verify..

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