IF DAWOODI BOHRA BECAME RAILWAY MINISTER

[Al Zulfiqar]

Agar Dawoodi Bohra baney Railway Minister, to aa mujab amal karwama aavse:

1.Train Travel will be compulsory in STD ( saaya topi dhadhi) and Ridha.
2. Bookings will be done only after checking jamaat card. Darek station par aa misal tanzeem karvama aavsey.
3. A collection of 27/- Rs for Qardhan Hasana fund will be collected on every ticket.
4. Seats ane bogeys tamara jamaat card ane darajja mujab thasey. MKD, NKD, Sheikh, Mulla ane temna families ne mukhtalif bethak malse.
5. Red card holders ne train na chhat par chadvu padsey.
6. A/C compartment maate Hub ma rakam lakhavi padsey.
7. Darek station par salam ane thaal nu jaman thaasey. Harroz DCP (dal chawal palidu) ane papad na sivaay biju kai nahi male, Mota groups ne special orders ni sagvad - 2 kharaas, 2 mithaas, jaman, rotli ane ek salad. Ena advance ma paisa levama avsey.
8. Marado ane bairao na alag compartments.
9. Train par farzando maate deeni taalim. Per head 52/- Rs vajib rehse.
10. Agar koi Shezaada ya Qasre Aali na member train par hasey to emno passengers taraf thi kadambosi salam ane Tashreef awari karavama aavsey. Momin zyada si zyada fakhir rakam aape.
11. Ramzaan Sherulla moalla ma train par vajebat ni bethak.
12. Dar roz train ma namaz, majlis ane maatam.
13. Jumoa na din, bairao ni majlis, tasbeeh ane sitaabi na thaal.
14. Darek momin ye potanno masallo ane loto lavvo joyse.
15. Train ye ek paak jagah chhe. Momin Bismillah nu naam laine utrey and chadhe. Joota, chappal train na bahar utarey evi iltemmas. Safe deposit boxes malse, 72/- Rs. na bhada par.
16. Momin scouts ane Mawaid train ma khidmat bajavse.
17. Train na ek dabba ne Mukaddas Syedna Taher Saifuddin na naam par Roza no darajjo aapva no plan, jethi mumeen ema ziyarat kari sake. Aa compartment ma deeni kutub, kaumi libaas - topi, Kurta saaya, ridhaa jhabla, namazi jodi, masalla, etc. reasonable prices par malsey.
18. Fast train service nu naam "Burhani Express", Super-fast trains ne "Taheri Tatkal", economy janta trains ane local trains nu "Mukasir Mail", ane goods trains ne "Mazoon Maalgaadi".
19. Vagar ticket na momin no misaak athva baraat. Fixed fare na 200 gana fine levama avsey,
20. Momin train par daris ni majlis kari sakse, Darek Station par raza/salaam window no intezaam.
21. Train par khatna, nikah, aqeeqa, baqro zabeh ane talaaq ni pan sahuliyat muhiyya. Advance notice 72 hours minimum.
22. Train service ne ghani expand karvano Irado, Mamluke aale Muhammad Syedna Va Maulana Abul Qayed Johar Mohd. Burhanuddin, Vajeehun Neel, Dai Uz Zamaan, Dai ul Mutlaq, Khuda na dai ane Aimmat Tahereen na Vasi ane Vali, Tamara Aqa ane Maula no kaul chhe. Apna Bawa Shafiq ane Sultaan al Bawahir ye em elaan kidhu chhe ke ek Fund establish karwama aawe, je thi darek momin kam-as-kam ek toilet, compartment, ya to ek bogey, engine, ya ek aakhi mukammal train na units lakhave. Aa sharaf haasil kare ke jethi emne jannat nu sawab hansil thay. Apna Aqa maula ni khushi na sabab darek mumin bhai ane bahen aa nek kaam ma shamil thai.

We wish great success to this new Bohra Rlwy Minister.

[Aarif]

Br. AZ,

Let me be the first one to welcome you back. We were all missing you..

Aarif

[Aarif]

Fast train service nu naam "Burhani Express", Super-fast trains ne "Taheri Tatkal", economy janta trains ane local trains nu "Mukasir Mail", ane goods trains ne "Mazoon Maalgaadi".

[Mubarak]

Dear Zulfiquar bhai,

Salam alekum va rehmatullah

Regards,

Mubarak

[ghulam muhammed]

Zulfiquarbhai,

A very good research . Keep it up. I would like to contribute to your work and add other facilities as under:-

1) 'T'anzim 'C'ommitee will play the role of TC (Ticket Collector).
2) The fat and bulging shahzadas/bhaisaabs will be the railway police anxiously waiting for a soft target every minute.
3) Bohras will be fed with the same old stuff that this train only will reach its destination just like bohras only will reach
jannat.
4) To extort maximum amount from bohras there will be a farmaan that "train nu naam tamara baawa nu muqaddas naam
hova thi train ni nameplate heera ane manek ni banawsu".

[Maqbool]

In case of accident, will all killed go to Jannat? What will be fate of the Chat rider (Red card holder)?

[laloo]

challenging my ministry

welcome zulfiqar bhai.nice to see u here.

[Hussain_KSA]

Welcom back brother Al Zulfiquar.

[like_minded]

That was a great come back post Zulfi bhai!! Welcome back!!

I'd also like to see tahir and JC post regularly.

[like_minded]

In fact tahir has vanished, haven't seen him here for almost a year now, if I am right.

[Gulf]

al-zulfaqr have started copying and pasting other's stuff????
or it seems that he was trying to spread these text around community since long back...
NOT FUNNY AT ALL

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Date: Wednesday, 19 November, 2008, 9:37 AM






Stuff is Too Funny!! Just Take it easy!!

Agar mustaqbiil ma jo Mumeen Railway Minister banse to aa misal ane aa nizam mutabiiq amal karwama aavse:


1.Train Travel darmiyaan mumeen bhaiO ne STD compulsory thaase ( saaya-topi-dhadhi) ne mumenaat behno matey Rida farzyaat.

2. Bookings faqat E-jamaat and Safai chitthi checking thaya baad thaase.

3. A collection of Rs. 27/- for Qardhan Hasana fund will be collected on every ticket.

4. Seats ane bogeys tamara E-jamaat card ane safai chitthi na darajja mutabiq thasey. MKD, NKD, Sheikh, Mulla ane ehna aael [families] ne mukhtalif bethak malse je aam mumeen si alag hasey.

5. Red safaaii chitthi holders ne train na chhat par chadvu padsey [Optional; 'Tatkal Nizam' mutabiq koe mumin fakhir rakam najwa likhavse to chhat bethak ni muaafee thase]

6. A/C compartment reservation karawa maate fakhir rakam no salaam karvo padsey.

7. Har-Ek station par salam thaasey ane salawat na Jaman nu thaal nu mukasey. Aam darajja na mumeen ne Har-roz DCP (Daal Chawal Palidu) ane Papad na sivaay biju kai nahi maley, Makhsus groups ne special orders no intezaam thaase - 2 kharaas, 2 mithaas, jaman, rotli ane salad. Ehna vastey Jamat Aamil saheb pasethi makhsus card levano rehsey.

8. Marado, bairao ane tolobat al jaamea na na alag compartments.

9. Train na safar darmiyan farzando maate deeni taalim farziyat. Farzand mutabiq Rs. 72/- vajib jama karavana rehse.

10. Agar koi Shezaada ya Qasre Aali na member safar ma hasey to Aa sahebone passengers taraf thi kadambosi salam ane Tashreef awari karavama aavsey. Mumineen zyada si zyada fakhir raqam no salam aape.

11. Sherulla moalla darmiyan khaas train no intezam ane on-board vajebat ni bethak.

12. Dar roz train ma namaz, majlis ane maatam. Asara ma Vaez relay and ehma ashura no din to khaas hasey.

13. Har Jumoa na din, bairao ni majalis, tasbeeh ane sitaabi na thaal, har thaal na Rs. 1052 alagsi advance ma ada karvana rehse

14. Darek mumeen ye potanno musallo lavano rehse pan Loto train maj mili rehse ehna Rs. 11 time use na moka par apvana rehse.

15. Train ye ek paak jagah chhe. Mumineen Bismillah padhine utrey and chadhe. Joota, chappal train na makhsus counter par utarey evi iltemmas. Shoes-selves deposit boxes no intezam chhe ehna Rs. 72/- khidmat guzar ne araz kare.

16. Mumeneen scouts TC ni khidmat bajavse ane Burhani Mavaed train ma jaman ni khidmat bajavse.

17. Train na ek dabba ne Mukaddas Moula Syedna Taher Saifuddin na naam par Roza no darajjo aapva no plan, taaki mumeen ehma ziyarat kari sake. Aa compartment ma deeni kutub, koumi libaas - topi, Kurta saaya, ridhaa jhabla, namazi jodi, musalla, etc. reasonable HADIYA prices par milsey.

18. Fast train service nu naam "Burhani Express", Super-fast trains ne "Taheri Tatkal", economy Janta trains nu naam "Mukasir Mail", Local trains nu naam "Mazoon Mail" ane goods trains ne "Mumineen Maalgaadi" rehse

19. Baghair ticket na Mumineen no misaak tej waqt levama aavse, misaq lener saheb ne 20 times penalty salam ma araz karvani rehse.

20. Mumineen train par Daris ni majalis kari sakse, Har-ek Station par raza/salaam window no intezaam. Daris no salam Rs. 5252/-

21. Train ma safar darmiyan Khatna, Nikah, Talaaq, Aqeeqa ane Zabihat ni pan suhuliyat muhiyya karvama aavse. Advance notice minimum 72 hours rehse.

IMPORTANT:
Qasre aali maasi em farman ayu, je farman na mutabiq Ek ehvu Fund establish karwama aawe, jenaasi har ek mumin kam-as-kam ek seat/chair ya ehnasi vadhi ne ek toilet, ehnasi vadine ek compartment, ya to ehnasi vadine ek bogey athva engine, ane aala to a chhe k ek aakhi mukammal train na UNITS likhave ane Aa sharaf haasil kare.

Wssalam

[aftabm]

if this mail is truely being circulated by members of dawoodi bohra community then, it is so sickening to see that thier skins got so thickened about community's going ons.

Alas.... shayad in bujhee huee tiliyo se kya ummeed ki jaye ke inse nikli huee chingariyon se kabhi aag nikalegi...

No disrespect to Al Zulfiqar bhai....

[SBM]

One thing Gulpie did is he/she provided the e mail list of the people who now would be contacted by KOTHARI goons for
making and enjoying the fun of Kothar and let us see how many more BARAATS will be issued against them. Remember E Jamaat has the same e mail addresses which appeared in Gulpie's posting.
JOB WELL DONE GLUPIE

[ghulam muhammed]

One thing Gulpie did is he/she provided the e mail list of the people who now would be contacted by KOTHARI goons for
making and enjoying the fun of Kothar and let us see how many more BARAATS will be issued against them. Remember E Jamaat has the same e mail addresses which appeared in Gulpie's posting.
JOB WELL DONE GLUPIE

One more evidence that there are scores of bohras who are directly/indirectly involved in the thought process and the lava in them is boiling which will one day eventually burst out. Who says that kothar has succeeded in restricting bohras to interact with the revolutionary minded people. "Sach ko kitna chahe chhupa lo lekin ek din sach sar chad kar bolega".

[ghulam muhammed]

Omabharti,

One more meltdown (kothar meltdown) after the global financial meltdown awaits those addresses. First a baraat then "maandwali" after paying a handsome fine.

[Al Zulfiqar]

gulf,

your quote.."al-zulfaqr have started copying and pasting other's stuff????"

fyi, i am the originator of that mail. see the date that i started this topic and see the dates of those emails u have copy pasted. they are after mine.

in today's world, it is quite possible to send an email and have it bounce to hundreds and even thousands of people within 1-2 days. often i find it amusing that an original email that i send out from my office to a select group of freinds eventually comes around to my home address after a few days, purporting to be from someone else. !

[S. Insaf]

I have received the original write of Al-Zufiqar from seven different sources by e-mail in last few days. That indicates how people want to let out their hate and frustrations by ridiculing present establishment’s idiotic policies.

[Gulf]

Sinsaf bhai,

yes there are some dirty progressive people exist inside bohras.

doesn't matter anyways...

[like_minded]

Sinsaf bhai,

yes there are some dirty progressive people exist inside bohras.

doesn't matter anyways...

People who don't bend offering their a.rses to kothar., like most dirty pervert orthos do.

[Al Zulfiqar]

Sinsaf bhai,

yes there are some dirty progressive people exist inside bohras.

doesn't matter anyways...

SOME dirty progressive people??????

if you and your so-called pure and kal maasoom white-as-snow, bathed in milk, islamic leaders are so confident and morally right, why dont they conduct a secret poll to find out how many bohras are reformist and progressive in their thoughts, and what they really think about them? do they have the guts? do you?

if your leaders are shias of ali as they falsely claim, let them keep their accounts books open and accessible at all times as he did, let them lead the life of simplicity and austerity and high moral standing that he did. if they dont, why? what is that they hide?