Bohra Memes

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Bohra Memes

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Unread post by wise_guy » Mon Jul 15, 2013 5:27 am

Making a new thread... !

Some Ramzaan specials

From the hindi song... 'Sun raha hai tu... Ro raha hu mein'
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Unread post by wise_guy » Mon Jul 15, 2013 5:29 am

One of the biggest transgression in bohra faith ;)
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Unread post by wise_guy » Mon Jul 15, 2013 5:31 am

For those who just fulfill the liability of Farizat namaaz !
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Unread post by humanbeing » Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:01 am

Dude !! make a presentation of it ..circulate on watsapp.. its gonna be big hit !!

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Unread post by wise_guy » Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:22 pm

humanbeing wrote:Dude !! make a presentation of it ..circulate on watsapp.. its gonna be big hit !!
Well.. they r from whatsapp

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Unread post by wise_guy » Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:41 pm

What happens when abde's and especially amte's brand new prized possession is messed up !
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Unread post by wise_guy » Tue Jul 16, 2013 10:28 pm

One of the fundamental rights according Bohra Constitution... Exclusive rights to one's masalla space till qayamat, come what may! Violation of this right by anyone will bring upon them the wrath of one man mafia that is the person him/herself..
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Unread post by humanbeing » Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:22 am

It is hilarious to hear women fight over their masalla space, they would not bother if Namaaz time is approaching.

Thier space is so fixed that, they would not care to complete the “shuff” may be as they paid for the location or they fear that they may get humiliated going over someone else’s space.

Fortunately men are not like that ! but as the trend seems, men will not be far away. abdes have faster tendency to become “Baailaas” ( feminine) like that !

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Unread post by wise_guy » Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:31 pm

The biggest fear amongst earning bohri guys
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Unread post by asad » Thu Jul 18, 2013 2:44 am

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Unread post by asad » Thu Jul 18, 2013 3:12 am

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Unread post by wise_guy » Thu Jul 18, 2013 3:38 am

What is a meme acc to wiki -> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme

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Unread post by asad » Thu Jul 18, 2013 5:23 am

another example of the reach and impact of this website. Just yesterday Wise_guy posted some meme and today we have this fatwa doing rounds. mark the words, specifically the example quoted are from the post in the thread "Bohra meme"

Salaam ul Jameel

Sherullah il Moazzam na ayyam jari che, mumineen tarah tarah si ibadato kari rahaya che to khassatan em bhi dhiyaan mukwu joiye ke koi bhi shakelat si mumin na uper "PJ" banawi ne send kare che ye amal barabar nathi

example: -
1) rozu ghanu lage che ( ek baccha na pic par photoshop na jariya si lakhelu che)

2) aajej nawo massalo layo tho chai girawi didi ( ek english man ke kharab muh banawi ne ubho che ehena par aam lakhelu che )

etc ................

To aa tarah tarah si saglu send karwu upload karwu barabar amal nathi mumineen ne khayal rakhwu joiye Mumin nu libas , Mumin ni language ....

Aa kai mazak nathi aa to apna Dai nu ehesan che ane aa amal na sab MOULA tus nu dil khush nai thatu balke DUSHMANO na dil khush thai che.....!!!!

Khayal rakhwu joiye agar koi anjana ma share kare che to ehne samjhawu joiye ke bhai / behen aa amal barabar nathi

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Unread post by humanbeing » Thu Jul 18, 2013 10:01 am

I don’t find it offensive ! In fact they are cute and hilarious !

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Unread post by wise_guy » Thu Jul 18, 2013 4:29 pm

Yes, actually only transactions and things that involve currency notes is halal and proper during Ramzaan. We should stop this and send memes of salam cover, najwa, wajebat only during ramzan... !
asad wrote:another example of the reach and impact of this website. Just yesterday Wise_guy posted some meme and today we have this fatwa doing rounds. mark the words, specifically the example quoted are from the post in the thread "Bohra meme"

Salaam ul Jameel

Sherullah il Moazzam na ayyam jari che, mumineen tarah tarah si ibadato kari rahaya che to khassatan em bhi dhiyaan mukwu joiye ke koi bhi shakelat si mumin na uper "PJ" banawi ne send kare che ye amal barabar nathi

example: -
1) rozu ghanu lage che ( ek baccha na pic par photoshop na jariya si lakhelu che)

2) aajej nawo massalo layo tho chai girawi didi ( ek english man ke kharab muh banawi ne ubho che ehena par aam lakhelu che )

etc ................

To aa tarah tarah si saglu send karwu upload karwu barabar amal nathi mumineen ne khayal rakhwu joiye Mumin nu libas , Mumin ni language ....

Aa kai mazak nathi aa to apna Dai nu ehesan che ane aa amal na sab MOULA tus nu dil khush nai thatu balke DUSHMANO na dil khush thai che.....!!!!

Khayal rakhwu joiye agar koi anjana ma share kare che to ehne samjhawu joiye ke bhai / behen aa amal barabar nathi

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Unread post by LionHunter » Sat Jul 20, 2013 8:00 am

I liked the baby boy one, nice one. :mrgreen:

share more :D

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Unread post by simple » Wed Oct 30, 2013 9:58 am

mazun mola daughter
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Unread post by trvoice » Wed Oct 30, 2013 11:55 am

simple wrote:mazun mola daughter
Atleast she is literate than 95% of the royal family.

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Unread post by seeker110 » Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:28 pm

trvoice wrote,. Atleast she is literate than 95% of the royal family.

Has she ever spoken against the atrocities committed by her family. Remember Bush was a Yale graduate. Doesn't make him a scholar. Was she not raised on money belonging to yateem and miskeen?

There is a badam tree at the end of my street. Once I tasted one. It was bitter. I tasted few more, they were all bitter. A bitter badam tree does not produce sweet badam. All its badam are bitter tasting. I cannot believe the seed of TS can give us God fearing children. She may have got herself some education, but she never learned.

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Unread post by simple » Sat Nov 30, 2013 1:06 pm

Received on whatsup
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Unread post by hurr » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:58 pm

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Unread post by Sceptical » Wed Jan 22, 2014 4:15 pm

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