Pakistan is taking lead on eliminating Sectarian divides amongst Muslims and all Pakistanis.
As a first step, government has appointed a Mulla/Clergy commission to suggest standard
prayers for all Pakistanis regardless of their religion or sect.
The standard prayer recommended by the commission is attached.
If you are one of those rare Pakistani who has failed to adopt the national norm of corruption
and badmasi, you are allowed to look right first and then left and say three times
Phans gaya hay Yeh"
The Mulla commission has also reached the conclusion that most Pakistanis do
not understand the prayers they are reciting. To solve that problem, they have
come up with a solution. Here is a suggestion for prayer using Urdu Sairi:
Look up and say:
Tere bagair jenney ki Tamanna ho
Khuda kare mujhe wo zindagi na ras aaye
After one week of trial, Mulla commission has found an implementation problem.
All men were looking at women who were seated upstairs instead of Allah.
To solve that problem, effective immediately all women are exempted from prayers
and asked to stay home.
Who says Pakistani Mullas can not adopt!
However, Saudi's are upset that Pak Mulla's are copying them as they have been
practicing 'women at home" for 1400 years.
Bohra's have denied that they are keeping women at home to make Roti
only.
Please forward this with caution, as some Mulla's may label you as "almost Kafir".
Oostur