What if Abdes/Amtes would celebrate Christmas

[JC]

What if Abdes and Amtes were to celebrate Christmas?

Whatsapp and Farman from Wizarat-ul-Jadoo:
‘Milad-e-Massih Ne Fazal Raat Allah Ta’allah Mauala TUS Nay Mubrarak Anay Mohanna Karjo’

‘Aa Raat Ma Char Rakat Namaz Massih Na Dai Ne Parjoo Anay 10,000 Waar 'Ya Maula Ya Muffadal’ Ne Tasbeeh Karjo.

Birthday of Christ aka Essa Nabee (Milad-e-Massih Na Mubarak Din Ma):

Decorate Christmas Tree (Jhar-e-Massih) as follows:

With pictures of 52 Dais;
With pictures of Raudat Tahera;
With pictures of Qubas and Raudas of other Dais;
With names of Imams;
With pictures of Raudas of Ali and Hussain;
With names of ‘Hussain’ in Lisan-e-Dawat (the way written by 52nd); and
Alike

On top of the tree, in place of star, a photo of 53rd Dai (this is a MUST).

In place of ‘gifts’ for family and friends please put:

Fakhir Silat-e-Imam;
10gram gold bar as Maula Na Najwa;
Fakhir Najwa for Mazoon AlMutlaq and Mukasir AlMutlaq;
Najwas for other Ali Qadar Shahzada Sahiboo;
Salams for Local SED, Local Amil, Local Mualim;
Nazrul Maqam;
5 Covers for various Qardan Schemes;
Sadaqa; and

At least 10gram gold bar for the Zareeh Mubarak of Essa Nabi (this is a MSUT).

The Local SED accompanied by all other local office bearers will visit your house to collect all the gifts under the Jhar-e-Massih. It is obligatory for ALL to do takreem and kiramat of visiting dignitaries. They should be presented Sharbat, SED should cut a birthday cake and you should do Wadawanu. As for snacks, sandwiches, crackers, dry fruit, fruits, pure juices, chocolates, tea, coffee, cold drinks and Shahi Paan would suffice (no need to be lavish).

When the dignitaries are about to leave you should do purjosh matam for Khushi of Dai of Massih and ‘recite’ Ghanu Jeevo.

[anajmi]

[ghulam muhammed]

What if Abdes and Amtes were to celebrate Christmas?

Then Saheb-e-Dawats will play Santa Claus but instead of giving gifts it will take away the tree alongwith the various najwas.

[asad]

Mumineen are requested to volunteer to be the reindeer to pull the sledge of Santa E dawat.

[DisillusionedDB]

Mumineen are requested to volunteer to be the reindeer to pull the sledge of Santa E dawat.

If anyone wishes to take up the khidmat of installing the AC in the 'sleigh', please register your names with the concerned elf .. oops .. aamil

[JC]

We are forgetting one thing ............. Mauala Aim Tamana Karay Chay Kay Wo Din Sheetabi Aaway Kay Mauala Fatemi Parcham Vatican Par Lehraway Aanay Masseh Sahee Nee Shaan Bataway....... Masseh Na Daee Mumineen Nay Azeemusshan Sheefa Aapee Rahea Chay ................ Ghanu Jevo Ghanu Jevo ............. sorry for typos as I am doing matam for Khushi of Maula as I write .............

[Dumbledore]

Jhar e masih is a killer one

[alivasan]

What if Abdes and Amtes were to celebrate Christmas?

Then Saheb-e-Dawats will play Santa Claus but instead of giving gifts it will take away the tree alongwith the various najwas.

ROFL