List of New Films

[SAJJAD]

Some more new films:-

* Mumineen Ki Jamaat, Maakhi Ki Banbanaat

* Nakshebaz (Syedna)

* Paiso Ki Vakhar

* Haram Ki Kamai

* Jallad

* Nachta Kudta Dawoodi

* Ham Aapke Ghulam

* Saya, Topi Aur Daadhi

[Al Zulfiqar]

some more new ones..

Hu aa dekhu che su..?!

Ali baba aur Chalis chor ( Syedna and his sons)

Burhanuddin & Sons Inc.

Ek Dai, Hazaar jhagdey

Hum tumhare hai kaun (bohras to syedna)

Naunihal ka maatam

Murder in Saifee mahal

An Evening In Saifee mahal

More Golmaal (inside Saifee mahal)

Golmaal Returns (inside Saifee mahal)

Mission Impossible (change inside Saifee Mahal)

The Parchuran Candidate (next dai)

Nass aur Nassbandi

Kissa Gaddi Ka (tussle for next dai)

Dawat Se Bagawat (reformist struggle)

Lanka mein Danka (moharram tamasha)

Mombasa Safari

African picnic

Nakuru ma Bakoru

Syedna Jones and the Channel of Doom! (India TV and syedna)

Palidu in Malibu

Halwo no Jalwo

Rasme zabiha (Vajebaat collection)

Qayamat se Qayamat tak (the eternal dai)

Aati Kya Khandala? (dai to all jamaats..)

Bawa ni Hijaar ma so Kaana (total mess under dai's nose!)

[Al Zulfiqar]

the present serious issue in bollywood of profit sharing from revenues between exhibitors and producers of movies thankfully does not affect us, as the producers of our kothari movies and the exhibitors are one and the same. the masjids/markaz's where the movies are shown and the machinery which produces these live relays and mojiza's belong to the same industry players and no one else.

saifee mahal is far more profitable compared to bollywood and they had the vision to acquire all our theatres and cinema halls (masjids/Markaz's/jamaatkhanas) some 70 years ago when no one had as yet thought of that idea.! since they themselves control the production, finance, direction, sceenplay, cinematography, dialogues, actors, editing, music, lyrics and even the revenues from their halls, and they also have sole rights to stage productions and run award ceremonies with titles like sheikh, mulla, nkd, mkd etc to the best actors and talent, plus they can compulsorily fill halls with meek, non-critical audiences for all films no matter how boring and atrocious the movies; it is a completely fool-proof, fail-safe and extremely profitable operation.

now tell me, can even the genuises in hollywood beat this racket????!

[broadminded]

yo AZ u r 2 funny man..I cant stop laughing..this thread is getting hilarious by the day!! keep it up peops

[aftabm]

though its nt a movie, but still seems apt

allama iqbal's sher can be translated for bohris

Original

Taigo.n ke tale pal kar jawaa.n huye ham
Bhala pratap ka hai qoumi nisha.n hamara....

Bohri version

Dengo.n ke tale pal kar jawa.n huye ham
khurpa Pulav ka hai qoumi nishan hamara